October 2010
My gradeschool busmates were playing a game where...
Gradeschooler 1: Letter Q!
Gradeschooler 2: KOALA!
Gradeschooler 3: Koala doesn't start with Q!
Gradeschooler 1: Yeah! It's starts with C!
--from Weese : -bd
Big Bang Theory Epicness
Leonard: It's two degrees, Sheldon! I just want to turn up the thermostat two degreessss!
Sheldon: Let me remind you that two degrees can be the difference between water and steam.
Leonard: Yes, if we lived in a teakettle!!!
Later on in the flashback episode:
-in the Roomate Agreement
Sheldon: If either of us ever invents time travel, we agree that our first stop will be this meeting today in precisely five seconds
*Leonard signs agreement*
*They wait for five seconds, looking around*
Sheldon: Well that's disappointing.
“One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.”
– Paulo Coelho (via aartpixie)
Books... There's just nothing else like them.
So… yes. This will be an absolutely boring rant and I wouldn’t blame you if you stopped reading after this sentence and never came back, too traumatized to look.
For those brave enough to continue, I first have one question: Are you sure you really want to be reading this?
Rant proper: I just finished reading the Mysterious Benedict Society and the...
Dismissal time
Sir Essam: Louise! Where are your friends? The one called Sofia and the one called Louise also?
Me: Uh, they're... gone.
Sir Essam: Gone?! Where did they go?! Did they evaporate? Dissolve?
Me: They... condensed?
Sir Essam: WHAT?! CONDENSED?! Oh my.
awsm. XD
For Halloween I can be Bruno Mars, and you can be...
thewordsalloverme:
wow. so lol. O.O
What happened in chem today
Us (eating candies :-bd)
Me: Are we supposed to be eating electrons?
Oreo: Yay! We’re getting charged!!!
Genius Inventions.
dearjan:
annequinto:
annriell:
slackersaquaticclub:
some inventions that could come in pretty handy..
I have the first one :D
KATAMARAN =))
smart smart smart
best pick up line ever
sambrazil:
sirgoodtoaster:
imgoingtohellforthis:
Okay i laughed. =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Sometimes you gotta walk before you can crawl...:... →
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open…
Untitled: SATAN IS WITH YOU. →
aidenlee:
When you carry the Bible, Satan experiences a headache. When you open it, Satan will have a nosebleed. Every time you read it, Satan faints. So how about, we read the Bible everyday, so that Satan will keep on fainting and by any chance, he might have a stroke and never wake up.
…
:-bd
